Christian Pick Up Lines

Just a few lines I found for you guys (and gals) out there looking to pick up a special someone...or impress them on a first date.

• Would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
• Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.
• Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
• A friend of mine told me I should meet you. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah that’s his name.
• Nice Bracelet. What Would Jesus Date? I mean…Do?
• It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good soil.
• I just don't feel called to celibacy.
• Excuse me. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
• Excuse me. I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
• Man does not live on bread alone. How about dinner?
• I don't see it myself, but people tell me I look like Michael W. Smith.
• You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither!
• I have a job and I’m willing to move out of home.
• My favorite species of vegetation is the church plant.
• Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...because he never met you.
• Is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV Travel Bible in your pocket?
• So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?
• Let me remove my sandals before I come any closer.
• I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kind of woman...

• Mmm...you really have to watch out for that man of lawlessness…but don’t worry, I’m not him, so you're safe with me.
• I’m interested in full time ministry, and not only that... I also play the guitar.
• Look, you're nearly 22. Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.
• I will never give you reason to hammer a tent peg through my skull.
• Hi, I'm Calvin. You were meant to choose me.
• Hi, My name is Will, God’s Will
• I would have asked you out to dinner, but I just put all my money in the offering basket.